Just look at the characters, you have the snobby rich people, the disgruntled war vet, the gangsta/thug, the slutty girl (I am really surprised they didn’t try to give her a love story), and the pregnant lady fits the bill of the only character who maintains a level head and her composure, for some reason they felt the need to throw in a redneck in the character of jeep.

So much about this movie didn’t make sense that it is pointless to try to justify any of it.

As my buddy and I were walking out of the theater, I told him that this movie was the retarded afterbirth of a clusterf**k between "The Prophecy," "The Matrix," "Dawn of the Dead," and "Dogma."

This movie makes absolutely ZERO sense. The part that pissed me off the most was when Michael and Jeep(?) and talking and the angel tells the mongoloid (who has a Southern accent when he lives in the Mojave?) that his "love" for the pregnant waitress restored his faith in humanity's goodness. Lemme see if I have this straight: Michael's faith in humanity hinged on the crush some retard had on the only person with a vagina within 200 square miles of his $#ithole gas-station? REALLY?

Uggggh. Terrible, terrible movie.