Thanks to Ebaumsworld, the funniest website on the internet, a gallery of photoshopped posters show how movies would be marketed if they actually told the truth. Pretty some of them are good so we put the best ones below. Check out the entire gallery here.
Archive for September, 2009
Red Dawn Remake Pits USA Vs. China
Back in the 1980′s, the best villains were Soviets. A prolonged Cold War with the USSR kept the world on edge. In 1984, the movie Red Dawn portrayed high school teens who struggle for survival after their small mountain town is invaded by the Reds. Today, Cuba and Russian communism is no longer the credible [...]
Heroes Recap-Review: Vol 5 Episode 1 Orientation/ Jump, Push, Fall & Episode 2 Ink
WARNING: SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS EPISODE DO NOT READ! Air Dates: September 21, 2009 and September 28, 2009 Almost all of the gang returns in the first two episodes as we begin to see the fall out of Angela and Bennet’s dangerous choice to Sylar believe he is Nathan. Claire starts [...]
Why You Should Care About Project Natal
Every so often, ever since video games became consoles for home use, leaps in technology advance the way we play. Some more then others, these changes typically follow behind the current technological trends. From the Atari, to the Nintendo Entertainment System, the Playstation to the Xbox 360, we see the direction we have been moving [...]
Check Out: Three Twilight: New Moon Banners
With just under two months until the next Twilight movie hits theaters fans can enjoy this new set of banners courtesy of Yahoo. The three banners feature multiple characters from the cast of Twilight: New Moon. The banners are divided between the vampires, the wolf pack, and the Volturi. The banners are humorous to poke [...]
Don’t Fall Asleep: A Nightmare on Elm Street Teaser
Even though it will be hitting theaters next April, the teaser trailer for A Nightmare on Elm Street should get fans ready for Halloween. A lot of the footage from the teaser was shown at Comic-Con but there is some good horror gems in this sneak peek. The new Krueger, played by Jackie Earle Haley, [...]
New Trailer for The Book of Eli
Yahoo Movies has released this new trailer for The Book of Eli starring Denzel Washington and Gary Oldman. In July at Comic-Con we attended a panel featuring the actors as well as the Hughes brothers who directed the film. We saw exclusive footage and a trailer for the action packed movie. Today we have another [...]
Box Office: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Dominates for Second Weekend
Even with three new releases this weekend Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs held off the competition for a consecutive week in the number one spot. The animated flick stopped newcomers like Surrogates, Fame, and Pandorum from even getting a chance to take that top spot. Cloudy held on strong, only dropping 18.8% with a [...]
Cover Of The Week: Blackest Night Superman #2
Another Blackest Night related cover back in the COW column. Superman + Superboy + Super Powered Zombies = a great story and even better art work. I like the way that this mini series/ tie in is playing out and it makes for an interesting set up for future stories. Check out the cover after [...]
Movie Review: Surrogates
Bruce Willis stars in the movie adaptation of the graphic novel Surrogates. In a future where humans live life through robots known as surrogates FBI Agent Greer (Willis) must uncover the mystery of how human operators are being killed through their robot counter parts.
Ghost Rider Sequel Moving Forward
Variety is reporting that Columbia Pictures is moving forward on a sequel to 2007′s Ghost Rider which starred Nicolas Cage as the Marvel vigilante. Screenwriter David Goyer (The Dark Knight, Blade) has already written the script for the sequel which will star Nicolas Cage once again. The first Ghost Rider suffered from horrible reviews but [...]
Deadpool Movie Coming Alive
Source: Joblo.com Robert Liefeld, co-creator of fan favorite Deadpool, had a meeting in the past 24 hours to discuss the upcoming Deadpool spin-off movie. In the meeting, including Lauren Schuler Donner who served as a producer on all of the previous X-Men films, a lot was discussed about what the project was shaping up to [...]
Video Game Review – Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2
One of the greatest dreams of comic book fans is to be able to play as their favorite heroes/villains in video games. Activision has produced some great games in the past, and they created a follow-up to their hit Marvel: Ultimate Alliance with new selection of characters, teamwork based power attacks, and a popular storyline [...]
Warner Brothers Planning Sherlock Holmes Sequel; Brad Pitt to Play Moriarty?
Sherlock Holmes will not hit theaters until this Christmas and Warner Brothers is already planning a sequel. According to the Risky Biz Blog (via THR) Warner Brothers has hired writers Kieran and Michele Mulroney who previously penned Justice League: Mortal and Paper Man. The studio has apparently also been in talks with Brad Pitt to [...]
Web Crawler: Left 4 Teletubbies
Does this picture anger you? Looking for a way to vent your rage? Created by Flameknight7, a modification (or mod) to the hit zombie shooter Left 4 Dead allows players to put a skin over some of the zombies. Now, when certain zombies come out to attack, they’ll look like the Teletubbies. This presents both [...]
Box Office: ‘Meatballs’ Soars to Number One
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs soared to the top spot of the box office this weekend bringing in $30.3 million making ‘Meatballs’ the third best September opening ever. This is good news to report after several weeks of poor box office results. With several newcomers challenging each other for box office gold, the animated [...]
Movie Review: Jennifer’s Body
If Jennifer’s Body is the direction that horror movies are headed then we may all be damned. After last week’s dismal Sorority Row I had higher expectations for a film that was written by Juno scribe Diablo Cody. I think those expectations may have been too high since Cody’s departure to horror is met with [...]
Cover Of The Week: Deadpool Merc With A Mouth #3
Another Deadpool related cover jumps into our COW column this week. Everyones favorite “Merc with a mouth” has a new ongoing series in which he co-stars with the severed head of his zombie counter part. The series offers the classic Deadpool humor times two and also gives us some good zombie gags as well. Check [...]
X-Men: First Class to Shoot in 2010?
Cyclops has spoken and according to the superhero we can expect X-Men: First Class to begin filming next year. Superherohype is reporting that actor Tim Pocock who played a young Scott Summers aka Cyclops in X-Men Origins: Wolverine will reprise his role in the upcoming X-Men: First Class. Pocock said on his Twitter that he [...]
From Paris with Love Restricted Movie Trailer
Earlier this year director Pierre Morel brought us the action hit Taken. This time he trades Liam Neeson for Jonathan Rhys Meyers and John Travolta for a European espionage tale called From Paris with Love – and it looks pretty badass. This is not the official trailer for the film (it is a restricted trailer) [...]
