Movie Review: Rob Zombie’s Halloween II

Michael Myers returns in Rob Zombies latest film Halloween II. Stabbing and slashing his way to get back to his sister Laurie,  Michael turns her town into a blood bath again. Laurie still struggles with the events that changed her life last Halloween and this years October 31st looks to be more trick than treat.

This is my message to Rob Zombie: STOP MAKING MOVIES! YOU ARE AWFUL! I hate it when people use their celebrity in one area to break into another. I know that this is his fourth film, but holy hell how does he keep getting work? Sometimes it works out when musicians go into a film career, but this is not one of those times. Zombie is the Uwe Boll (Director of House of the Dead, BloodRayne) of the horror genre. I hope that this movie tanks and film companies start to realize that maybe they should quit hiring him. Alas, because he is Rob Zombie people will hire him and movie goers will give him a chance. If you haven’t gathered, I did not like this movie. There are so few horror films that do anything more than shock these days and I didn’t even really get that. It was pretty much the same thing over and over through out the whole movie. “Hello, I’m Michael Myers. I stab people” The End. That’s the movie. Save yourself $8.00. I’ve seen Zombie’s movies and have yet to be impressed. I do wonder if the writing is just so bad that it takes away from his directing. Hell, I would give him another chance if there was another writer on a project just to make sure that it is his style all around that I don’t like.

If you’re a fan of the film please post and give me some insight.

Fanboyz Grade: F